A few good first date questions
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Questions as suggested by Evan
Major questions
- Have you ever been institutionalized?
- This is in reference to if your date has ever been admitted to the physciatric ward. This can either be a turn on or a turn off, use are your own disgretion.
- What are the current medications that you are on?
- This is to see if they are on any anti-physcotics and if these are to suppress any volatile urges. This can also be a turn on as many people I know think bi-polar girls and guys are the best in the sack.
- Are you bi?
- This has come up several times on me, as I've only ever dated one straight girl. This can be either a turn-on, as in, its possible to have a threesome with two girls and a guy or two guys and a girl.
- Are you married?
- This has never been a problem outside the state of Oklahoma, but it is a good question to ask because quite a few states have concealed handgun laws and you don't want to be shot for screwing up their marriage. As if you were the actual cause of their marriage to fail to begin with. Still though, always always ask this question.
Minor Questions
- Do you have a child? or Are you currently pregnant?
- This is another common problem with Oklahoma, but I have been told by several people that its usually alright to screw a chick while she's pregnant because she can't get pregnant again.
Questions as suggested by abraham
- Are your parents catholic? If so are they part of the 7%?
- If both are true, run away very, very fast!
- Does your father own a shotgun?
- I have had several X's tell me not to answer the door after breakup in case their father showed up.
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